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Gumble Gumble Gumble

Gamble Gamble Gamble

Gerbers Gerbers Gerbers

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Four-way rubber-bands hold boxes shut

Box-Bands are four-way rubber bands intended to securely hold board-game, puzzle and similar boxen shut. They come in several sizes, at reasonable prices. Go get you some!

Rock on Pat!

Total Eclipse of The Heart

Hurra Torpedo Rocks!

RIP Link Wray 1929 – 2005

Mr T, Will Get You There

MSNBC says that Mr. T has been signed to deliver celebrity voice content for mobile GPS navigation systems. He will replace the computer generated voice typically provided and guide the driver with basic instructions such as “turn left”, the difference being he’ll add, “I aint playin” and then threaten you. Seriously. Other commands include “Pay attention to what I’m saying,” and “Mr. T gonna get you there in one piece … you gonna be there safely, or else!” Make no mistake about it, if you don’t pay attention and drive carefully, Mr. T will kick your ass. He’s not joking. A GPS that screams at you to drive safely while you search for street signs might actually cause more accidents than it prevents, but, still, awesome right.

Burt Reynolds and Dennis Hopper have also signed on to provide directions, and you can hear T scream at you to pay attention and keep him cool here.

How Much Is My Blog Worth?

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

Pitiful!

Racism in Grand Rapids

This week our local television station aired a self created documentary called “Race in Reality” hilighting the underlying racism that runs rampant in this city.

The susequent message boards that were created after the show also show the ignorance in this town.

I also learned from a Dateline program a few weeks ago that West Michigan also has the highest population of white supremesists and White Power groups in the nation.

There is a scary little-known documentary by Michael Moore called “Blood in the Face” which takes place mostly in W. Michigan and shows these groups and their hatred.

At one time I had hopes that within a generation or two this type of thinking would just die out.

I’m not so sure now.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

The Classic!

The Safety Dance in Code

if (youWantTo()){
dance($we);
leave($you[friends]);
}
if (!isset($you[friends][dance])){
$me[friends][yourFriends]=0;
}

Become a Republican!

Hey Democrats. Sick of losing elections? Bored with honesty and common sense? Feel like America has lost it’s mind?

become a Republican

This is Television History!

Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson do “The Monster Mash” on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Train Wreck Here!

Top 10 replies by developers when their programs don’t work

10. ‘That’s weird…’
9. ‘It’s never done that before.’
8. ‘It worked yesterday.’
7. ‘You must have the wrong version.’
6. ‘It works, but it hasn’t been tested.’
5. ‘Somebody must have changed my code.’
4. ‘Did you check for a virus?’
3. ‘Where were you when the program blew up?’
2. ‘Why do you want to do it that way?’

and finally …

1. ‘I thought I fixed that.’