Wha?

April 26, 2006


Look Around You – MATHS!

April 25, 2006

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

April 24, 2006

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.


2 Kings 2:23-24

April 24, 2006

Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, “What’s up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!”

Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of GOD. Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb–forty-two children in all!


Proverbs 25:24

April 20, 2006

24: Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.


Like, try to understand where the emo kids are coming from, NKay?

April 20, 2006

I like counted 24 instances of the like word “Like”


Hodgepodge?

April 14, 2006

Mr. Burger VS. Taco Boy

April 14, 2006

Here in G.R. we have 2 fast food restaurants named “Mr. Burger” and “Taco Boy”.

It has often become the debate as to which of the 2 would win if they were to fight. Here’s the tale of the tape, so to speak.

Mr. Burger
Taco Boy
First Name = Vito First Name = Pepe’
Hometown = Trenton N.J. Hometown = South Central L.A.
Favorite color = Puce Favorite Color = Blood Red
Idol = Tony Soprano Idol = Snoop Dogg
Older – More life experience Younger – Greenhorn
Learned to fight the old fashioned way – Father made him "strap the gloves on" and "be a man – not a pussy!" From the streets – Member of gang – He’ll "Cut You" !
Bleeds easily – What you see is what you get Cries easily – Hard on the outside, soft on the inside
Job: Waste Management Job: Event Planner
Fighting Style: Won’t see him coming until it’s too late – Uses sheer brute force. Fighting Style: Uses any available weapon and distracts you while his friends jump you from behind
Pickles Tomatoes

If you like the Sopranos…Here’s the Dabba Don!

April 13, 2006