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April 26, 2006Deuteronomy 25:11-12
April 24, 2006If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
2 Kings 2:23-24
April 24, 2006Another time, Elisha was on his way to Bethel and some little kids came out from the town and taunted him, “What’s up, old baldhead! Out of our way, skinhead!”
Elisha turned, took one look at them, and cursed them in the name of GOD. Two bears charged out of the underbrush and knocked them about, ripping them limb from limb–forty-two children in all!
Proverbs 25:24
April 20, 200624: Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Like, try to understand where the emo kids are coming from, NKay?
April 20, 2006I like counted 24 instances of the like word “Like”
Mr. Burger VS. Taco Boy
April 14, 2006
Here in G.R. we have 2 fast food restaurants named “Mr. Burger” and “Taco Boy”.
It has often become the debate as to which of the 2 would win if they were to fight. Here’s the tale of the tape, so to speak.
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Mr. Burger
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Taco Boy
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| First Name = Vito | First Name = Pepe’ |
| Hometown = Trenton N.J. | Hometown = South Central L.A. |
| Favorite color = Puce | Favorite Color = Blood Red |
| Idol = Tony Soprano | Idol = Snoop Dogg |
| Older – More life experience | Younger – Greenhorn |
| Learned to fight the old fashioned way – Father made him "strap the gloves on" and "be a man – not a pussy!" | From the streets – Member of gang – He’ll "Cut You" ! |
| Bleeds easily – What you see is what you get | Cries easily – Hard on the outside, soft on the inside |
| Job: Waste Management | Job: Event Planner |
| Fighting Style: Won’t see him coming until it’s too late – Uses sheer brute force. | Fighting Style: Uses any available weapon and distracts you while his friends jump you from behind |
| Pickles | Tomatoes |

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