The Red Headed Man

Once there was a redheaded man without eyes and without ears. He had no hair either, so that he was a redhead was just something they said. He could not speak, for he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn’t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach either, and he had no back, and he had no spine, and no intestines of any kind. He didn’t have anything at all. So it is hard to understand whom we are really talking about. So it is probably best not to talk about him any more.

A Russian avant-garde writer, Daniel Charms had a flair for combining the absurd with the miniature. He wrote tiny ‘incidences,’ parables commenting on daily life in Stalin’s Soviet Union. His writings reflect the constant fear of arrest, hunger, and hopelessness of his times, and are delivered with a deadpan humor impossible to quite describe.

ee namma baale

Downloadable Databases

Cha-Ching!

Found this great site called Oddity Software that has a large selection of databases that you can purchase and download. The beauty of this site is that the lists are very affordable. If you’ve ever had to buy a contact list or database before these are a fraction of the cost. The other thing is that they have a HUGE selection of categories including lists that you could use to BUILD awebsite around, like “This day in history” or “Music lyrics”.

It’s also nice that they offer the lists in MySQL format along with others, and scripts to get started for the non-programming type.

Download Database Directory

Armor of God kids pajamas

Your children will be eager for bedtime with their Armor of God pajamas to protect them from the beasts under the bed. Just $39.95. From the Armor of God web site:

The Armor of God PJ’s were inspired by a mother reading Ephesians 6:10-18 every night to her daughter to give her a safe and secure feeling in the dark. As they read the scriptures, they put on each spiritual and powerful piece of the Armor of God to keep them safe and peaceful while they slept. At that moment, God gave me the idea how wonderful it would be if all children could have the opportunity to put on a pair of pajamas that symbolized the Armor of God for the same purpose… that with their belief in Jesus and His protection they will feel safe and secure during the night as they sleep. As they dress in the mornings, they should replace them with the spiritual Armor of God to protect them in their daily activities.

Tantra

Cha-Ching!

Here is a great website about Tantra, if your um…into that.
Something about 6 hours of sex dosen’t quite do it for me, but hey, rock on Sting!

Lucha Loco

Screw the Jack Black Movie.
This is the real deal!
ALUSHE is the best!

Do You VoIP?

The latest news says that more and more people are ditching land lines for more popular cell phones. The surge for VoIP is also paving the way for not only cheaper rates, but unlimited long distance.

Voice over Internet Protocol, also called VoIP, IP Telephony, Internet telephony, Broadband telephony, Broadband Phone and Voice over Broadband is the routing of voice conversations over the Internet or through any other IP-based network.

Several companies like Skype allow users to make calls using their computers and several businesses have been successfully using VoIP for years. Now several phone companies are also running VoIP into home to replace land lines. Vonage is an example, and they can charge dirt cheap pricing – the only disadvantage is that you hafta have a DSL or better connection.

RIP Bruce Gary

Maybe one of the best rock drummers of all times.

PPP on Digg.com

Seems that the whole PayPerPost.com controversary has finally made it onto Digg. The idea that people can make money blogging is making a lot of people uneasy, thinking we are all just money whores and will write whatever we want to just to get paid.

Duh! Um Yeah!!

Daddy needs toys that the wifey don’t allow on our normal budget.

Plus no one every listens to what I hafta say anyways, so PISS OFF! I’m getting paid!

Real Life Rex Kwando

Bow to your sensei.

Battle On!

Go to NinjaBattles – Join the Battle!!
Be a Ninja or a Samurai.
Sign up and compete for prizes.

Gay Bar

I knew it!

Cha-Ching!

So I just recently heard from a friend of the sister of a cousin of a freind who is PayPerPost.com’s founder Ted Murphy’s personal hand model coach, that Ted is a Scientologist and that PayPerPost.com is a scam to brainwash people into joining the church by putting ads on blogs.

Being that I am already a level 7 clear, it really dosen’t bother me much. But if you suddenly see Tom Cruise blogging about George Foreman grills or free iPods, don’t coming running to me saying I didn’t warn you.

Motor City Music

So you’ve heard of the Romantics and the MC5, you might even have heard of Seduce, but how about Angry Red Planet, Negative Approach, Heresy or the Herb Tarlicks?

MotorCityRocks.com is a site trying to preserve the memories of Detroits great bands. From flyers and bios to pictures and even hard to find music. I was able to score some mp3’s of music I had years ago on 7″ vinyl.

Great site and a noble effort!

With A 1-2 Punch!

Cha-Ching!

So everybody has heard of the George Foreman grill and seen the television commercials right? The infomercials with him blabbering about the grease dripping away and yada yada yada right? hell, I’ll even admit, i own one. However it stays in the cupboard now mostly because of the setup and cleanup time – (My grill is faster) – but it still works well and we do pull it out occasionally in the winter when the Webber is hibernating. And to top it off I think I paid $30 tops for it.

Well now ThinkGeek.com has a USB powered George Foreman grill in original bondi blue iMac colors for sale. Using USB 2.0 technology, it provides a sophisticated web-based cooking interface and as your meal cooks, the subtle glow from under the unit increases brightness and pulses faster until your meal is perfectly done.

However at $99 I think I’ll stick to my original grill. Plus I’m not sure the boss would appreciate the smell of my T-Bone cooking in the office.

K-Fed Rocks the House

You can certainly see how Kevin rose to such fame as a dancer. Talk about some sexy moves. The way he lifts one foot, then the other. You may have accidentally done the same dance while walking on hot sand at the beach, but this also has a black guy screaming “yeah” every few seconds, so it’s different.

Pricepirates

Cha-Ching!

Pricepirates is a cool price comparison tool that lets you compare prices for products between different eBay listings and online store offers. It pulls in eBay bid prices and compares them against shopping comparison sites like Shopping.com and Amazon Marketplace.

The software provides ways to find the best offers for what you are searching for, and also includes tracking features and allows you to manage the results.

It even has advanced eBay search options and has a nice tabbed interface that is easy to use and allow for quick switching between results. It is also compatible with all US and international eBay sites.

I used it and discovered that a watch I thought was only available on eBay was also being sold on Amazon – and I didn’t have to pay $15.00 in shipping either.

Wish they’d come out with a Mac client also as I can only use this at work.

Tea Partay!

Air Purity

Cha-Ching!

Okay, So I have a home recording studio at home and I also have the need for some sort of air purifier that dosen’t make any noise because well, noise=bad in a recording evironment. So I have the Ionic Pro air purifier. Not only is it awesome and works better than any other purifier in getting rid of allergens, such as pet dander, dust, pollen and spores, but it is totally silent. And the bonus is there is no filters to buy and replace. Just wipe of the blades inside and your done. Truly an awesome product.

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